you know you're a jedi pimp...

We came up with this list...kinda in the same vein of the "you know you're a redneck if..." and "you know you're a jedi redneck if..." jokes. Anyone know more jedi pimp jokes?...we'd love to get a link. It would be a huge suprise that these are originals but we googled around and couldn't find any...whether they are or not, we hope you enjoy!