relief from being a drunken mess last night

If you went out last night and got completely shit-canned, this will help with the recovery...

- 5 parts Gatorade (Citrus or Punch Flavor)
- 1 part Sprite
- 1 Airborne Lemon-Lime Flavor Pill (get at your local pharmacy)
- 2 Emergen-C Vitamin Packets (also found at the local pharmacy)

Mix in a glass. Drink it down with about 3-5 Aleve. If you aren't in too much of a drunken haze to remember, drink this before you go to sleep as well...and then again in the morning.