Saturday, December 23, 2006

on xmas morning, it's it's time to have a bloody maria!!

the crunkrock bloody maria...vodka is the default bloody mary liquor, but try this on for size!

2 ounces Patron Silver Tequila
3 ounces Mr. and Mrs. T Bloody Mary Mix
1 squeeze of Lime Juice
1 dash Tabasco Sauce
1 dash Celery Salt

Shake with ice and strain into an old-fashioned glass over ice cubes.
Garnish with a slice of lime, a celery stick, an okra, and a bananna pepper.

Sunday, December 10, 2006

relief from being a drunken mess last night

If you went out last night and got completely shit-canned, this will help with the recovery...

- 5 parts Gatorade (Citrus or Punch Flavor)
- 1 part Sprite
- 1 Airborne Lemon-Lime Flavor Pill (get at your local pharmacy)
- 2 Emergen-C Vitamin Packets (also found at the local pharmacy)

Mix in a glass. Drink it down with about 3-5 Aleve. If you aren't in too much of a drunken haze to remember, drink this before you go to sleep as well...and then again in the morning.