"lil jon-ed"

Pronounced leh-tul-jahned.

A verb which can also be spelled lil' jon, lil'jon, liljon, lil john, liljohn, little jon, or little john with an "ed" or even an "ing" on the back.

1. Basically, if you were "lil jon-ed", then someone took credit from you for something.
2. It can also be when you tell somebody one thing and it's really something different...and you do it on purpose for your own benefit and their loss.
3. Typically, this definition is applied in the context of record and music industry, sex, or money.

A few examples:
- "Oh, he told her that he worked on that crunk rock album and almost lil jon-ed her into giving out her phone number." Then she said, "don't be lil jon-in' me with all that bullshit you're sayin'."
- If you had a really, really, really big dick (so big that bitches were frightened of it), you might "lil jon" them into having sex with you. Alternatively, if you have a really, really, really small dick, you might also lie about it's size and "lil jon" them into having sex with you. Actually, this one has a humourous double-meaning becuase you "lil jon-ed them about your little john."
- It might also be used in a context such as this "we were working on a deal with them, and they totally 'lil jon-ed' us".

"baller" (not what you think)

we found this definition for "baller" on the internet:

     "tool used to round over the end of a dowel"

who the fuck uses that to describe baller? and if it is accurate...perhaps we don't know what a dowel is...if you know, we'd love to hear from you.

"pipes and stripes"

Male strippers that are either acting as plumbers or convicts.

"craznap"

- From "Crap", used sometimes when one either refuses to swear or wants to sound gangsta.
- Very bad or distasteful.
- Not to be confused with shiznit, which can mean either very good or very bad, depending on the contextual usage.

[Found on urbandictionary.com]