"pei dang vi" or "ovszer" or "okpuamu"

OK, if you are ever visiting Hong Kong, Hungary, or Nigeria and meet someone who really wants to do a "blanket drill" with you, you might need these...the names for condoms in those countries:

Hong Kong: Pei Dang Vi - literally translated to "bulletproof vest"...sounds more like some sexually transmitted disease than a way to stop them..."she/he gave me pei dang vi and now i need to get antibiotics to get rid of it."

Hungary: Ovszer - literally translated to "safety tool"...sounds more like what you call the policeman who pulls you over for driving drunk..."Hi Ovszer, no...I haven't been drinking."

Nigeria: Okpuamu - literally translated to "penis hat"...Okpuamu is also a small island in Hawaii.