"rock-rock" and more...

so apparently, fergalicious fergie has come up with a nice, new catch phrase "put them boys on rock rock" which basically means that you are getting a man completely excited and making additional blood travel to his "other" head.

however, there are some derivative words that crunk-rockers need to also be aware of:

• jock rock: getting wood from doing exercise...can be very good or very bad.
• mock rock: when a man's pants make it look like there is, but there really isn't.
• schlock rock: when there is rock rock, but it is not worth a girl's time to investigate.
• sock rock: when there is NO rock rock, but a balled up sock in it's place.
• spock rock: when there is NO rock rock, but a small Star Trek Spock figurine in it's place.
• knock-knock rock: similar to a booty call in it's outcome, but no phone call...instead, there is an unusual knock at the door.