Wednesday, January 17, 2007

"the whole wax of balls"

the opposite of "the whole ball of wax"...not good to confuse the two...;-).

Saturday, January 06, 2007

"pei dang vi" or "ovszer" or "okpuamu"

OK, if you are ever visiting Hong Kong, Hungary, or Nigeria and meet someone who really wants to do a "blanket drill" with you, you might need these...the names for condoms in those countries:

Hong Kong: Pei Dang Vi - literally translated to "bulletproof vest"...sounds more like some sexually transmitted disease than a way to stop them..."she/he gave me pei dang vi and now i need to get antibiotics to get rid of it."

Hungary: Ovszer - literally translated to "safety tool"...sounds more like what you call the policeman who pulls you over for driving drunk..."Hi Ovszer, no...I haven't been drinking."

Nigeria: Okpuamu - literally translated to "penis hat"...Okpuamu is also a small island in Hawaii.

"blanket drill"

a british euphemism signifying sexual activity in bed...either by yourself or with another.

"crack stack"

$1000 bucks worth of crack...which is a A LOT of crack.

"make it rain"

When in a strip club, you throw at least $2-300 in $1 bills up in the air at one time so that it "rains money" down on the girl (or boy depending on the type of club you visit).